THE SPIRIT SPEAKS: HOW I GOT TO KISS COURTNEY LOVE'S LEFT BREAST
Alabama 3 keyboard player The Spirit of Love shares another disturbing and hilarious episode of his diary with us.
'It was 1995 and I was in love with with a fine art graduate called Alice. All her previous boyfriends ended up in the nuthouse, or dead. She sent me a red velvet purse in the post containing a pair of her pants stained with menstrual blood. It was tied up with red ribbon and a vicious looking fishhook on the end. Then she didn't return my calls for three weeks. When I finally got through she dumped me...'