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ABOUT
ABOUT
We're the Alabama 3. We make Sweet Pretty Muthafuckin Country Acid House
Music. All night long. We're not from Alabama, and there's not
three of us. We're from Brixton, London. We're the fellas that did that
Soprano's theme tune. That tune bought someone a swimming pool, but it
sure wasn't any of us...
Alabama 3 is a pop band, a punk rock, blues and country techno
situationist crypto-Marxist-Leninist electro band. We never went on
X Factor or Pop Idol or Stooge Quest. We did it the old fashioned way;
Back in 1996, we threw a big old party, invited all our friends. We
took a fistfull of blotters and half a dozen disco biscuits and then
made it up as we went along. Geffen records bought it..! for a
million dollars! We never needed a self-appointed quango of jaded
vampires to tell us how to sing the blues...we got Mojo*. We have the
power to raise the dead.
We spent half of our advance from Geffen on various contraband items
and with the rest we made an over-produced, brilliant situationist
masterpiece called 'Exile on Coldharbour Lane'. Ever since then we've
been preaching our Gospel all over the world. We've got into a whole
bunch of trouble and met a whole bunch of nice people. We make friends
where ever we go.
They've tried to stop us. Many, many times. They say we were
degenerates, corrupters of morals, they say we we were too political,
too contrived, too ugly. We've been in and we've been out. In and out
of the charts, in and out of fashion, in and out of rehab. We've been
skint and we've been minted... and you know what? It makes no
difference to us. Because we're never gonna stop. We're gonna just keep
on putting out records and putting on shows. As ministers in the First
Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine, we know the party ain't never
over. Not till you're sitting on the toilet in a big nappy with a
rancid quarter pounder in your, fat, cold, dead, dead,
emerald-encrusted hand.
And we want to make you feel good. We know you've had trouble in your life,
real bad trouble. We know you've got debts. We know you've had your
heart broken so many times you're still finding pieces of it in your
pillow. Maybe you've done some good things in your life, maybe you've
done some bad things. We forgive you. Forgive yourself. Then dress up
real sexy and come and party with us sometime. We'll look after you.
That's a promise.
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